FOOM
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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open: you are brave but you are going to die young

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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it’s called the tardis. it can travel anywhere in time and space. and it’s mine.

Why Doctor Who is scarier than Supernatural

supernaturalapocalypse:

words-words-slaunder:

johnlockdestielfeels:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

nevergonnastopsnowing:

Satan on Doctor Who

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Satan on Supernatural

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yeah but

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That last one really got me

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What is this a scare-off?

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But wait.

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larissafae:

carryonmywaywardstirrup:

endmerit:

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

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lovelylacerations:

changing—fitness:

rawthoughtsandbrainbarf:

chaosifized:

chaosifized:

Never go full Gaston.

WHEN DID THIS GET 2000 NOTES

when you went Full Gaston

Oh lord my sides.

billcomptontb:

"As I know you know, I never wanted to make you a vampire.
Turning you was punishment for taking the life of one of our kind.
I am so proud of the vampire that you’ve become. And I know you will stand out there on your own two feet just beautifully when I am gone.
I renounce the ties of our blood and my dominion over you as my progeny.”

invocative:

I’m going to express all my emotions this way from now on.

alexisafuckinnerd:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Men need to tone up their fragile masculinity.

alexisafuckinnerd:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Men need to tone up their fragile masculinity.